unfollower:

tips for college:

  • no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
  • dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
  • dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom 
  • dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom

(via dreaming-the-days-awayy)

sammiwolfe:

jexiou:

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

velma-dear:

iconicmonsters:

I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.

satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse
when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.

*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*

NUMBER FIVE


It’s a thing where every time I see it I have to reblog it because satanism is all about fucking treating yourself right and giving respect to everyone who respects your back.

sammiwolfe:

jexiou:

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

velma-dear:

iconicmonsters:

I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.

satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse

when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.

*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*

NUMBER FIVE

It’s a thing where every time I see it I have to reblog it because satanism is all about fucking treating yourself right and giving respect to everyone who respects your back.

(Source: leavingbones-exposed, via dreaming-the-days-awayy)

djmase:

My little Bean, yesterday you turned 34 weeks old and I wanted to say a few words that have been bouncing off the walls of my heart. First of all, we are super stoked for you to arrive, truly. Second, we are terrified and not ready and I want to be as candid and transparent about that as I can. Thirdly, we love you and God loves you; never forget that.
Pappa

djmase:

My little Bean, yesterday you turned 34 weeks old and I wanted to say a few words that have been bouncing off the walls of my heart. First of all, we are super stoked for you to arrive, truly. Second, we are terrified and not ready and I want to be as candid and transparent about that as I can. Thirdly, we love you and God loves you; never forget that.

Pappa

lornacrowleys:

putting “ohio” in scare quotes whenever you talk about it to give off the impression that you’re not entirely sure whether or not “ohio” is technically a real place

(via chronicallylate)

Anonymous asked:

Can girls pee when they're on their periods?

italwaysfadesaway Answer:

sarcastic-snowflake:

no we just hold it in for a week.

fatmanatee:

Twitter suspended users for posting the Jennifer Lawrence pics, and I’m kinda pleasantly surprised? Like twitter is actually doing the right thing? Now if they could be more proactive with harassment…

Btw, it’s apparently TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND users who got suspended.

(via thearboretic-truth)